Bryan Fischer says that the impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump is "a big, monstrous, taxpayer-funded hate crime."
Brenden Dilley is not a fan of "weaselly, treasonous fuck" Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, the combat-decorated national security specialist who testified today as part of the impeachment inquiry.
The American Family Association seems to have changed its tune regarding its desire for corporations to "remain neutral" on contentious social issues.
Eugene Delgaudio and his Public Advocate organization are "demanding that Attorney General Barr open an immediate investigation into the mass assault on Chick-fil-A in an attempt to terrorize them and to deprive them of their First Amendment protected Religious Liberty."
Josh Bernstein declares that Trump "is a good person, he doesn't lie, he doesn't steal, he doesn't cheat; all he does is give."
Finally, Dave Daubenmire says that Trump made a surprise visit to the hospital over the weekend because "the one who tastes his food became violently sick."