I can always tell when election season is approaching because the Family Research Council releases a series of web ads featuring a very serious Tony Perkins explaining why it is imperative for Christians to vote.
And FRC has now released its latest batch, which I will sum up for you so that you don't have to waste your time watching them:
Thomas Jefferson thought life was important, which means you should vote against abortion:
You've never heard of John Witherspoon, but he'd want you to vote only for Christians:
Our fight against abortion and gays makes us just like Abraham Lincoln:
If you don't vote and vote properly, then our Founding Fathers all died in vain: