Bishop Larry Gaiters claims that President Joe Biden, Tom Hanks, and Bill and Hillary Clinton are all dead and have been replaced by clones.
Brigitte Gabriel declares that "Biden detests the American people."
Nobody knows the identity of DarkSide, the hacker group that shut down Colonial Pipeline with a ransomware attack, but Bill Mitchell is pretty confident "these are Democrats. I believe they're basically antifa hackers."
Todd Coconatothinks he has a point: "If a pipeline can be hacked, you're telling me an election can't be hacked?"
Dave Hayes says it's important for the MAGA movement to have extremists who are advocating violence because that forces the establishment to "negotiate with rational people like us."
Finally, DeAnna Lorraine asserts that we only call her a QAnon conspiracy theorist because we want everyone "sitting on their floor with no gasoline, eating worms."