- Lance Wallnau praises Russian President Vladimir Putin and Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán for resisting the West's efforts to "force vaccinate their values of wokeness into the nation": "[They] don't want our transgender ideology to infect their youth."
- Mario Murillo declares that "the takeover of The Disney Company, like the takeover of our classrooms, was a coup planned long ago. What a prize! What a masterstroke for the side of evil—to take over our children and bring down our nation."
- David Barton asserts that "the more secular a nation becomes, the more mental health issues you have."
- Patrick Howley wants to bring back literal witch trials.
- Edward Szall recalls how he knew his now wife was a keeper when they witnessed "40 Black kids robbing a Sears" on their first date: "She's not left-wing. She definitely sees that these jungle bunnies are robbing our country dry. OK. I can marry this one."
- Finally, if anyone wants to spend $11,000 on a bottle of Trump Vodka signed by various racists in order to help out a Proud Boy Jan. 6 insurrectionist, there is one for sale.