- John Kasich is now walking back his proposal to create a government agency tasked with spreading Judeo-Christian values around the world.
- Glenn Beck finally finds a college protest that he can support.
- Erick Erickson declares that "the American left hates Americans more than they hate ISIS."
- Ted Cruz launches a National Prayer Team.
- JG Smoothy explains that "the only difference between the far-lefty and the Jihadist is that one of them will put bacon in their Caesar salad. In reality they both hate America and desire to reshape it into something we totally abhor."
- Finally, Mike Huckabee is now being sued by the band Survivor for playing the song "Eye of the Tiger" during his Kim Davis rally earlier this year.