Former Rep. Michele Bachmann spoke at the Values Voter Summit today, where she spent an inordinate amount of time preaching the Christian gospel and urging attendees to accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior or spend eternity in hell.
Apparently operating under her new anointing as pastor, Bachmann opened her remarks by celebrating the election of Donald Trump before dedicating a significant portion of the remainder of her speech to recounting the history of Christianity and the saving power of Christ.
"You know, the remarkable thing," she said, "when you read the Bible, every archeology find that has ever come forward has only proved the authenticity of the Bible."
"We can't even conceive of how great eternity will be with Him," Bachmann declared. "It will be fabulous. And as fabulous as heaven will be, there will also be a literal hell. In the greatest tragedy in all of history, people who do not receive this free gift, there will be a place called hell and hell lasts just as long as heaven."