End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker has spent the last several episodes of his television program urging viewers not only to stock up on his buckets of survival food, but to move to his Morningside community outside of Branson, Missouri, in preparation for the Last Days, claiming on yesterday's program that government scientists have declared that this location will be the best place to ride out the coming Tribulation.
"There is nowhere on earth you could live with more of God's generals here," Bakker proclaimed, bizarrely bragging that "Branson has the number-one Christian theater in the world."
"You all are going to know soon why God brought us here," he said. "Do you know the people from the government, from NASA, the research from so many of them, they have said in their research that the safest place to live in troubled times is right here. That's why God brought us here."