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For Third Straight Year, Satan Attacks Rod Parsley's Finances

In what has become an annual Christmas tradition, televangelist and conservative activist Rod Parsley is pleading with viewers(link is external) to send his Breakthrough ministry more money to fight back an attack from Satan himself(link is external). Just as he said last year(link is external) and the year before that(link is external), Parsley claims that Satan is attacking the finances of his ministry, which received an F grade(link is external) for financial transparency, and it is now facing a $1.2 million deficit:

Satan has attacked Breakthrough’s finances and we need $1.2 million by year’s end! Thank God for the Matching Challenge that can DOUBLE every gift!

This year we watched Parsley launch diatribes against(link is external) legal(link is external) abortion(link is external), Planned Parenthood(link is external) and marriage equality(link is external), warn of the imminent Rapture(link is external) and the coming of the Antichrist(link is external), and dance around with a fat suit and pretend to do bong hits(link is external). Parsley also took part in meetings spearheaded by James Robison(link is external) to unite Religious Right groups in the presidential election.

Parsley begged for more donations, likely to fund his extravagant lifestyle(link is external), and fend off demonic attacks:(link is external)