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Beck's Three Day Extravaganza Will Permanently Engrave His Message Upon the Hearts of America's Children

For months now, Glenn Beck has been working on a show that he is going to be putting on in Salt Lake City, Utah over the Independence Day holiday that will modestly "change the way we celebrate Fourth of July."

This "Man In The Moon" event is actually just the centerpiece of a three day event that Beck is organizing for the intended purpose of etching his agenda "on the hearts and souls of our children."

"Everything that I am doing," Beck explained today on his radio program, "I am working to be able to engrave these things on to your child's heart so they never forget."

In fact, the entire event is scheduled for three days because apparently that is the amount of time that has been scientifically determined as necessary to permanently indoctrinate someone ... and if Beck is successful "your children will never forget the moment the moon spoke, they will never forget and if we've done our job right, you and your children will never look up into the sky and see the moon the same way ever again":